The Itchy and Scratchy Show

It's so #%&@ itchy! My left leg is SO $^&#* ITCHY!

Fancy me getting bitten by some insect on Sat night and then left it unattended for 2 days before it swelled up to the size of a bus. The itching so got bloody unbearable that an amputation actually sounded tempting. Had to hobble my way to the train station from work to get to the doctor's before waiting almost an hour to see one for all of 5 minutes. Good thing hunny came to my rescue and picked me up.

Stupid antihistamines making me drowsy ... or is it just me?

zzZzzZzz ...

Go Away Mind Block

Anyone here who has absolutely NO idea what they're doing at work, gimme a show of hands.

Yeah I thought so ... every single one of you alleged "process specialists" or "consultants" like yours truly.

So I've just been given an opportunity (mind you a very good opportunity since I have all of mmmm ... 6 months working experience to date in this position) to write business requirements for, according to my manager, a small business function. Not only have I never written business requirements in all of my 23 years, I decided to tell my manager that, "No, I don't think I need help. I'll give it a whirl and see what I come up with."

Haha ... funny.

And whirl I did. And I came up with *drum roll* NOTHING but this lousy blog entry on a Sunday evening lamenting on how bad summer TV is in Australia.

God help me.

Rule# 1

Rules are made to be broken

Rule# 0

All rules made must be followed ...